Savyir's Reviews
No-one asked so I took them home!
And such.
Abrasive, scathing criticism, for your pleasure.
"Statler: I like the movie fine so far.
Waldorf: It hasn't started yet.
Statler: That's what I like about it!
Statler and Waldorf: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
— The Muppet Movie
Sky: Children of the Light
The flying system is great and despite being low-poly the world really looks alive. Overall nice game but the more you play the more you realize that they wery much expect you to pay for cosmetics. The PC port works perfect. [3 stars (mild)]
Metal Garden
Perfect game for people who enjoy FPS games with well thought out level design and worlds. Borrows a lot of the best things about Half-life 1 and the gameplay modifiers make it replayable, making up for its short run time. [4 stars (spicy)]
Knights of Guinevere
Simply amazing pilot for a very promising series. I'm not particularly into 3D animation Glitch usually makes so it was pretty cool to finally watch something from them. [4 stars (spicy)]A great review by TBSkyen.
Portal: Revolution
Another amazing Portal fanmod and a must-play for anyone who had fun with Portal 2. Introduces a lot of new mechanics and recontextualized the old ones like any top-tier puzzle game should. [5 stars]
The Birdcage (1996)
After watching the Bayverse with my (cishet) friends I have vowed to never watch any straight movie. During out next movie night it was my turn to pick a film and I picked one of my all time favourites. The Birdcage is unapologetic. The main theme of the movie is that you shoudn't pretend that you are het to appease straight people and I have to agree. [5 stars]
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Also I hope we agree that Val shoud have never got his happy ending.
